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What Kind of Girl Do YOU Think I Am?

  • Sep. 7th, 2008 at 9:10 PM
Vincent
Kerry asked me to pick a quiz on Facebook that we could both take.  I looked at (and rejected) what kind of underwear should I, as a girl,  be wearing. Everyone knows I'm the thong type.  The "IQ Quiz" would probably be all those damn story questions.  "If two monkeys were driving trains from Minneapolis and Denver, how many Junior Mints would they eat before they crashed and burn?"  I suck at those quizzes and would score lower than Lilly Allen after six vodkas.  Whatever!

Well, I could find out how good a girlfriend I'd be or what hair style I should go for.  I'm thinking of a Dusty Springfield 60's Beehive.

I rejected them all the moment I opened the door on my "Mystery Date" game and saw my dreamy dream date!
What Kind of Teenager Are You? (Girl's Quiz!)

Hot damn!  Yes.  I've always wanted to know EXACTLY what kind of girly girl I am?  And the description just made me drool. Listen to this, girlfriends:

Where do you fit in? What is your teenage personality. Are you destined for love and romance, or self-loathing and poetry. Are you the The Diva, The Idealist, The Undertow, The Cocktail Nymph, The Wildfire or any of the other 8 types.
 
DAMN!  I was SOOOO going for self-loathing and poetry...or at least being the Cocktail Nymph.  I took the quiz.  Oh, the tension. Before I got the results, I was asked if I wanted to forward this to any of my Facebook friends.  ANY?  Are you joking?  Like a smoking monkey jazzed up on 23,324 Junior Mints I clicked ALL my friends!  Now I envision Jill Sobule in a "I Heart Sarah Palin" T-shirt, chewing ice and glaring at her Mac.  I wonder how many seconds before she hits the reject button on my invitation?  2.4 seconds. But I read the coolest story by Thomas Harper, "The Red Stamp" and I take those chances now.  I will no longer assume defeat.
So what kind of girly girl am I, REALLY?  Drum roll, please! Drrrrrrrrrrr. Womp. Womp!

It seems I'm really hot and what guys are looking for in a girl.  (Gee, and I can cook too!)  Maybe I should grab a wig and head for the nearest bar!

Here is what the very short quiz decided I was;

You are: The Lovable Eyes

She is Spontaneous, Smooth, and Loving. She is what most guys want to find, date, and marry. That simple. She's adorable, cute, sexy, innocent, easy-going, friendly, and fun to be around. Pretty much the perfect companion. She's delicate and needs to be handled with loving hands, and there won't be any shortage of guys willing to handle her. In a relationship, there is only one rule with the Lovable Eyes - Don't %&#@ Up. That's it. Don't cheat on her, don't lie to her, don't mistreat or abuse her, and she will be yours for a lifetime.

Damn straight! Don't %&#@ with me!  I won't run...I'll just make you suffer.  I'm THAT kind of girl.
 

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