Okay. Here we go. I finally did it. Here's my damn blog. Are you happy now? Really? Huh, how do you do that? I mean that "being happy" part? And why did I start up a blog? A number of people have asked me to do it. Either they think I'm funny or, more likely, want me to document my journey to hell. (Hey look, that guy is ass up in a pit of fire. Forget Bob Fosse -- that's entertainment.) But what is my reason for doing this emotional strip tease for the two of you reading this? I blame Jill Sobule, And I blame my local crows. Huh? Oh -- a bit of explanation is in order. Right, here we go.